Dirty Dan

(album: Trilliam 3 - 2017)

It's Aha man
I got like buccu nicknames or whatever
At the moment I'm just feeling dirty
I mean, I'm clean, but I'm dirty
I don't know if that even makes sense
My name, my name... I need another name, Welch, Welch I need another name
Ben, I need another name
Dirty Dan?
Branana, Dirty Dan?
Nick, Dirty Dan?
Aight, I'm still HD, but we finna go by Dirty Dan
My name, my name

My name is Dirty Dan
A.k.a. Dan the Man
I'm colder than thirty fans
But I'm hotter than desert sand
Even though I am Dirty Dan
I will not shake a dirty hand
Do I look like I'm Bernie Sanders?
That's rhetorical, do not answer
My name is Dirty Dan
In the mud 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
Show no love 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
I'm cleaner than tubs, a rub a dub dub
But they still call me Dirty Dan
Don't touch me, I'm Dirty Dan
I'm not lucky I'm Dirty Dan
It's all on my hand like I'm Danny Rand
Cool

Yeah, blood on my hands 'cause I'm dirty
Got alot on my plate like detergent
I think there's some blood on my jersey
I'm LeBron James, not Worthy
Don't compare me to no other person
You can't understand me if you over 30 (you too old)
I'm not here to give lessons, that's way too many questions
They don't get none like a virgin
They do not know who I am
I popped in like alakazam
And they did not like me at first
But I'm real down to earth, that's the lay of the land
I am not here to make friends
I'm cooling with all of my fans
She gave me her number, but I do not want it
'Cause she want a son like a tan

Y'all making me go in my bag
I'mma forget who I am
I'mma get all of my fam
And disappear like Danny Phantom
I pull up in a Lamborghini
Playing 'Now Behold the Lamb'
I don't think you understand
Y'all do not know who I am

My name is Dirty Dan
A.k.a. Dan the Man
I'm colder than thirty fans
But I'm hotter than desert sand
Even though I am Dirty Dan
I will not shake a dirty hand
Do I look like I'm Bernie Sanders?
That's rhetorical, do not answer
My name is Dirty Dan
In the mud 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
Show no love 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
I'm cleaner than tubs, arub a dub dub
But they still call me Dirty Dan
Don't touch me, I'm Dirty Dan
I'm not lucky I'm Dirty Dan
It's all on my hand like I'm Danny Rand
Cool

My circumference got circumcised
Used to be out of shape, now I'm certified
I am certain that I am the updated version the way I'm outworking them other guys
Way too many things in my life that I just couldn't stand
So I switched up my circumstance
You want beef? I got sirloin
I got way too many verses, I can't count on my fingers
My phone keep on ringing like circus
When they hear "It's Aha," they get nervous
But when Dirty Dan come out, it's murder
I transform to a whole 'nother person
If I do it, I did it on purpose
All my brothers are in like nursing
If one of us get hit, then all of us hurting
They try to divide us, but we all connected like cursive, that's right

Y'all making me go in my bag
I'mma forget who I am
I'mma get all of my fam
And disappear like Danny Phantom
I pull up in a Lamborghini
Playing 'Now Behold the Lamb'
Y'all do not know who I am
Oooh

My name is Dirty Dan
A.k.a. Dan the Man
I'm colder than thirty fans
But I'm hotter than desert sand
Even though I am Dirty Dan
I will not shake a dirty hand
Do I look like I'm Bernie Sanders?
That's rhetorical, do not answer
My name is Dirty Dan
In the mud 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
Show no love 'cause I'm Dirty Dan
I'm cleaner than tubs, a rub a dub dub
But they still call me Dirty Dan
Don't touch me, I'm Dirty Dan
I'm not lucky I'm Dirty Dan
It's all on my hand like I'm Danny Rand
Cool