The Gospel According To Tony Day

The gospel according to Tony Day
The gospel according to Tony Day
The gospel according to Tony Day
If I find a girl he'll take her away
Rotten Tony!

The gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
The gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
The gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
If I buy him a scotch, he'll buy me a beer
Tight fist, friends

The gospel according to Pat Hewitt
The gospel according to Pat Hewitt
The gospel according to Pat Hewitt
If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not do it

Got to, got to
Your mind, blow it, blow it

The gospel according to Marianne Brent
The gospel according to Marianne Brent
The gospel according to Marianne Brent
She'll be mine if I pay the rent

Good old Marianne, who needs friends, oh
Waste of flipping time, take a look at my life and you'll see
Take a quick, butchers, rotten Harry down the hall
Wouldn't give you tuppence for him