Fast Rap - 301 Words In 50 Seconds

Hey what's happening and welcome
Let me check that I'm gonna be the best when I'm testing
I got it written down here when I did it with a ballpoint pen
Now, yes, it's, gonna get a little bit hectic
Lower your head or you're never gonna fit
'Ya gonna wanna keep it down
Towards the ground, and follow the pointmen
Now we're gonna take it from the top!
Let Dave explain with another refrain that
We're getting to the point of no return
And you can't save your game
There's no checkpoint on the way
And if you don't observe, you're
Gonna be held at gunpoint
Point blank
And you're forfeiting all of your points man
Better withdraw it from the cashpoint in the wall
And gotta put it all in another point blank
I am not the kinda guy to feel guilt
There's no point crying over spilt milk
And with a little bit of luck I can cover it up
Smoothly like I did it with a silk quilt
What's the point of this? For the sake of art, man
Pointillist, and don't take it hard man, it's pointless
To tag along for the ride, you gotta find the like and then point
And click, let me point out that you're avoiding the stats
You're nothing but a point on a graph
Had a pacifistic standpoint in the past
But times change man so I'm pointing and laughing
And pointing a gat and I'm pinpoint accurate
Center of attention, mindpoint master
I'd appoint you apprentice
If it weren't so definitively hard
To be this pretentious, I'm a veteran of bettering anyone
I never wanna let up on an enemy
I'm a phenomenon, cramming in a syllable
To every little void, until anybody anywhere
Believes that I've proved my
Point

(Yes, woo!)