Tickle War

(album: Talk Shit Get Kissed - 2018)

We know why everyone hates balls
It's because they're caught in the middle of a war
The war between your dick and ass
We've grown to welcome dicks of every shape and size
There's no limit to the fun we can have in this war
The war between your dick and ass

Here's a fun little life hack:
We can start a fire if we scissor eachothers nutsacks
After that, you can press your taint onto me
I'm gonna show you how to make your bootiehole blink

It gets better and better, I find
If you swing your dick and spank your ass at the same time
I wanna use your balls as a trampoline
And bounce around until I drop to my knees

You will be mine
You will shove your whole face in my ass

They call me king dingaling
You'll get hypnotized by the way it swings
Dick so big, you can barely see my balls
You can find me shooting semen on your bedroom walls

The head of my cock is actually a fist
You never really know if you're about to get kissed
I'll use your nutsack as a punching bag
I can deep throat anything and never gag

We know why everyone hates balls
It's because they're caught in the middle of a war
The war between your dick and ass
We've grown to welcome dicks of every shape and size
There's no limit to the fun we can have in this war
The war between your dick and ass

I don't need no jewelry, but a pearl necklace will do
I'll give you hugs and kisses and a dinner for two
If you tease me anymore I might have a heart attack
Make me wait any longer and I'll suck that dick from the back

If you tease me anymore I might have a heart attack
Make me wait any longer and I'll suck that dick from the back

I don't even sound like this guy
And if you try to say I'm brojob one more time
I'll shoot the massive moose load in your eye

I know cock-fu and I'm not scared to finish
You're pissing me off with "you're brojob, admit it"
Once you go moose, you're forever loose