Kamala Got Run Over By A Reindeer

(album: Truck Sessions - 2023)

Well, Kamala got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Nancy Pelosi's
Y'all might see a fearless female leader
But all I see is a typical drag queen

She was at a Christmas party
With Michelle Obama and Bill Gates
When Paul Pelosi served her eggnog
She was back out on the streets like 98

She was wobbling on the sidewalk
Donner and Blitzen coming fast
They plowed right through her like a freight train
And put her on her big self righteous ass

So Kamala got ran over by a reindeer
Coming home from Nancy Pelosi's
Y'all might see a fearless female leader
But all I see is typical drag queen

The Secret Service didn't help her
And Santa covered up his tracks
The Liberals charged him with manslaughter
But Supreme Court said that Santa gets a pass

They found a present on the sidewalk
It must have come from Santa's sleigh
It said America you're welcome
It's the gift that keeps on giving Christmas day

So Kamala got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Nancy Pelosi's
Y'all might see a fearless female leader
But all I see is a typical drag queen

Yeah Kamala got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Nancy Pelosi's
Y'all might see a fearless female leader
But all I see is a typical drag queen