Country As This

(album: All I've Been Through - 2016)

This country has been great
It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks
As country as this
This country has a tick
Fresh pick for my dogs
And you know you wish you was
As country as this

Duct tape water hose
Duct tape panty hose
Even got duct tape on the radio
This ain't no I got a truck so I'm country
This ain't no go to the store cause I'm hungry
This is the killer bar
I know when it's skidding up
Yeah this is for ya'll
If it's for you, live it up
If it ain't, don't talk about your bucket seats
Cause we got buckets, four seats
Both feet in the floorboards, score team
Don't leave blisters on them poor things
Afford new fortunes only in dreams
So we rolling in a single cab back Chevy
Matchbox ready just ask con Debby
Burn her house down for stealing my jelly
Really I don't even know what I'm talking about
But I know you wish you was as country as this

This country has been great
It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks
As country as this
This country has a tick
Fresh pick for my dogs
And you know you wish you was
As country as this

As the world turns (what's that)
I've learned, I yearned for it weather's been turned
And the buttering, smothering on some mother made biscuits
Had a girl that couldn't make it like mother fixed it
We no longer kicked it no, not because of the food
But because I got evicted
Pissed me off too because it was a bad ass number
Double wide trailer, we lived in
Now I'm living out of a camper shed
That I fixed when I got out on bail
I just slipped in ties with the guy that served my addiction, listen
My grand mama was upset
She wouldn't spray my truck, wear the gauntlet
It doesn't get much countrier than that
No enough said, country as this

This country has been great
It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks
As country as this
This country has a tick
Fresh pick for my dogs
And you know you wish you was
As country as this

Hallelujer I found a half drank beer in my papa's cooler
And to add to the humour
I went into the bar and came back with the youngest cougar
Got a flat on the way back, didn't have a jack
She was happy to lend a hand, holding that bumper road
She was looking hotter than my mother
In the middle of the summer

This country has been great
It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks
As country as this
This country has a tick
Fresh pick for my dogs
And you know you wish you was
As country as this