I Fit Central Heating (Working Pt. 2)

(album: Guilty As Charged - 1994)

I fit central heating, I've done it now for years
I've got all the know how I have got all the gear
I used to earn my money working on a building site
Now I'm pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes

And those housewives they just can't get enough
They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They make me cups of coffee, they make me pots of tea
They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me
And when I'm in the bedroom fixing up the rad
I see all the naughty toys underneath the bed

And those housewives they just can't get enough
They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They live their lives under suburban skies
Their old man works in suits and ties
They think they have got it all, but they get such a surprise
When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They live their lives under suburban skies
Their old man works in suits and ties
They think they have got it all, but they get such a surprise
When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes

My van ain't got no road tax, and I don't charge VAT
I only deal in ready cash, don't ask me for receipts
I will warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air
You can hold my toolbag I think that's only fair

And those housewives they just can't get enough
They tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door