Trashy Women

(album: Confederate Railroad - 1992)

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and Dad had a plan for me
It was debutantes and er-symphonies
But I like my music hot; I like my women wild

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig"

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side