Traffic Jam

(album: Bendy's Law - 1997)

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Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper be cold
Damn this traffic jam

Well, I left my office at 5 o'clock
15 minutes to go 3 blocks
Just in time to stand in line with the freeway looking like a parking lot

Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper be cold
Damn this traffic jam

Well, I almost had a heart attack
Looking in the rear-view mirror (Saw)
Saw my face the next car back
With the man in the rear-view mirror
'Bout to have a heart attack, I said

Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper be cold
Damn this traffic jam

Now when I die, don't want no coffin
Thought about it all too often
Just slap me in behind the wheel and bury me in my automobile

Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper gonna be cold
Damn this traffic jam

1 mile, 2 mile, 3 mile, 4 mile
5 mile, 6 mile, 7 miles, 8 miles

(Damn this traffic jam, caught in this traffic jam
Damn this traffic jam, stuck in this traffic jam
Damn this traffic jam, caught in this traffic jam
Damn this traffic jam, stuck in this traffic jam
Damn this traffic jam, caught in this traffic jam
Damn this traffic jam, aw damn this traffic jam)

Lord get me out of this traffic jam