Seven Hungry Tigers

(album: Alphabutt - 2008)

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There's seven hungry tigers in my underwear drawer,
At least the last time I count, by another probably more,
I don't care if they stay there as long as they don't poop on the floor
There's seven hungry tigers in my underwear drawer

There's a snaggletooth toenail on the inside of my socks,
It bites the hole in the top of my sock when I walk,
And then my toe go through the hole and it hurts and that sucks
There's a snaggletooth toenail on the inside of my socks

There's a big strawberry on the way to my mouth
It enters up north and exits down south
Smells good going in and bad coming out
There's a big strawberry on the way to my mouth