Love Story

(album: Deltron 3030 - 2000)

Yo yo yo, check this out man
1 for you, 2 for me
3 for you, 15 for me
20 for you... now check it out

Yo
I just won 10 grand in the Galactic
Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm laughing a bit
I feel like returning to Earth and burning some herb
I'm sick of looking at the inside of space stations
Time for Deltron to take a vacation
My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?)
The East Bay
My living quarters is completely froze solid
I thaw it out with a heat ray
Now I'm chilling in a sauna, pulsating jet streams
Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams
Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic
(Ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport
So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes
Schemers on the ave (yeah)
With their holographic hat-tricks
Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens
Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses
They attempt to capture
The past tense
Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost
War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust

Yes I know all the answers
Living in my true love's arms

I'm sitting on the porch reading Cosmopolitan
Peeping all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
I'm calling in sick today big mistake
This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to take
Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place
Knowing that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face
(Fuck y'all)
Referred to as a big disgrace
Now I'm free-lance with more risks to take
Now a rhyming merc, finding certified androids
Hit a convention, signing autographs for fan-boys
They admire my enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge man-hunts and security cameras
Avoided apprehension in subatomic dimensions
And even more impressive 'cause of what we live in
A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk
Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married?
"No, we're separated"

(Booty)
Baby... baby you're looking real fine...
Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks...
That's kind of unique for... for on this planet
What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house?
I got a few sandwiches that need to be eaten
Yo it's cool though, you got one eye [?] tripping though
Listen you, me and you, we going places; we gon' far, go all the way to Mars
Venus... we'll go to Venus if you want to
Venus, Paris?

Yes, I know all the answers
Living in my true love's arms

Yes, I know all the answers
Living in my true love's arms