Mo Fa Me

(album: The Dude - 1998)

[Verse 1:]
Hey motherfucker it's me again yep
The one who fucked your sister but quiet is kept
Because she burning but instead of cussing out the bitch
Just didn't tell her then let her suck the puss up out my dick
Gave me some money for gas I hopped out on 59
Smoking weed (weed)
And feeling fine
Dick sucking laws right behind and they look and they stare
But I got on my seat belt so I don't care
"How the fuck you doing today Mr. Officer?
If I had the time I wouldn't mind to offer ya
A fat dime and a black nine in my shit
But no warrants and tight insurance so you can just ride the fuck on bitch"
People always getting mad at me being like this
Dranking alcohol keeps me peeing white piss
Parents I'm not telling your children to smoke ya see
Cause if they just say no it be mo fa me

[Hook:]
[Scratching "Mo fa me"]

[Verse 2:]
What did you say your name was?
D-E-V-I-N
You saw me on the news but the TV be lying
They got bounty hunters looking for me I'm wanted for theft
Women claim that I came and got they pussy and left
I'm not an old fool from the old school like My Adidas
Cause All Day I Drink And Smoke it's like I need it
On stage you can boo you can hiss real loud
But I'll just pull out my dick and take a piss in the crowd
Then I'll smile take a bow put down my mic and I'll leave
Get the money from the promoter hope it's enough for some weed
Head dead to the back with the VIP status
In a room full of Pimps trying to find 'em a Gladis
Gotta pick one of 'em get one of 'em stick one of 'em quick
Cause they niggas might be here they niggas might be talking shit
They niggas always somewhere they ain't supposed to be
Niggas can't keep up with they pussy then it's mo fa me

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
Son said "Daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause the teachers a freak she tittie dance on the coo
And all my friends smoke reefer
I think it might be cheaper
If I buy a couple of pounds and sell 'em ounces and threefers"
Cause any way to come up I got to do it ch'all
I'm having flashbacks I'm about to stash crack in my drawers
But fuck the laws
They got my brother already they can suck my balls
Average nigga have no luck at all
But have no other choice but to take up the bet
Trying the seven or eleven when I come out and pick up a check
Gotta get my shit fixed
Hit a quick liquid
Fringe benefit, like getting my dick licked
Cause this money running funny gonna break before I'm broke
And I can't be waking up in the morning nothing to smoke
So I think I'll smoke half and roll some sweets
Well I can't smoke I'm a sell it
Hell it's mo fa me

[Hook]