Holiday Inn

(album: Yikes - 2015)

Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

For once you can get drunk
And someone else will have to clean your mess up
You're making out with a girl you just met
And then you stop to text your girlfriend

"I love you
And I can't wait to see you after the weekend"

And I'm drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

The anarchists need Sbarro
Five bucks a can
No one throws out the gutter punk
Even though he smells like shit

No one here loves you
But they all might think that you're cool
If you drink PBR out of your shoe

And I'm drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

Everything happens for a reason
Sometimes that reason is
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions

You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible

And I'm drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn

Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holi
Drinking at a Holiday Inn