I'm Not At All In Love

(album: The Pajama Game - 1957)

[DORIS DAY:] Love, are you nuts?
[GIRLS:] Some people can't tell when it hits them!

[DORIS:]
All you gotta do is say hello to a man
And they've got you whispering in his ear

All you gotta do it seems is work for him
And they've got you going beserk for him

If there's a guy you merely have a bicker with
They've got you setting the wedding date

It seems they've just gotta have some dirt
To bend your ear with

So before you start, I herewith state...

I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I
Not a bit, not a mite
Though I'll admit he's quite a hunk o' guy
But he's not my cup o' tea, not my cup o' tea, not he
Not an ounce, not a pinch
He's just an inch too sure of himself for me

[GIRL:] Well of course you've noticed his manly physique and that look in his eyes
[GIRL:] Say, I'm sure he can cut most any man down to size
[GIRL:] He must he as fierce as a tiger when he's mad
[GIRL:] And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad

[DORIS:]
But I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I
Not a straw, not a hair
I don't care if he's as strong as a lion
Or if he has the rest of ya sighing
You may be sold, but this girl ain't buying
I'm not at all in love!

[GIRLS:] She's not at all in love, not at all in love, oh no
[DORIS:] Not a pin, not a crumb
[GIRLS:] Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow
'Cos she's not at all in love, not at all in love, she cries
[DORIS:] Not a snip, not a bite
[GIRLS:] Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes

[GIRLS:] He's young and handsome, and smart, and we can't get over it
[DORIS:] But this lady's heart he doesn't effect a bit
[GIRLS:] It's easy to see that her daffy grin is the grin she always wears
And she's breathless because she ran up a flight of stairs
Obviously!
Naturally!
Definitely!
Obviously!
Naturally!
Definitely!
Hah!

[GIRLS:] She's not at all in love, not at all in love, not she
[DORIS:] No, I'm not!
[GIRLS:] Not a dot
[DORIS:] Not a touch
[GIRLS:] No, not much
[DORIS:] When I fall in love, there will be no doubt about it
'Cos you will know from the way that I shout it
[GIRLS:] Your shouting
[DORIS:] I haven't fallen
[GIRLS:] She hasn't fallen
[DORIS:] I'm not at all in love!
[GIRLS:] She's not at all in love!