Mad About Bars - S6-E1

[Kenny Allstar:]
Aight, before we get down to business
I just wanna hear that all the peoples that's been waiting patiently
The general's back
It's that time again
Season six, Mad About Bars
(R4DIANT made this one)
(Yo 3lack, what the hell, man?)
Ay, you know we had to kick it off with a bang
(Ay, Tweeko mixed this you know, it sounds cold)
Let's start off at Edmonton, with E1

[E1:]
I just stepped in Tott'
AFG, what's the plan? (Which way?)
It's all fuckeries, gang
'Cah we know that strip like the back of my hand
Went to the AP, that strip's all vacant
Same as the Lane, they had TSG vans
I beefed dumb kids that jump out the pram
Then act so dumb when asked "Who have you blammed?" (No one)
He got shanked
Call him a dickhead with the same hand man used to wank (Dickhead)
That shit weren't planned, we turned B road to Amsterdam
I heard that kickback from my gaff (It was mad)
I was 14 tryna figure out maths
Round of applause, now, we're clapping hands
Back then, it was chicken and chips for bants
This brown one's way too flirty
Rather come to the 9 cause the AP's too dirty (Ew)
Stepped in the Thirds, what a goal, Van Persie
Bare man talk in the ends, not certi (They're not certi)
I can't be like them man
Bud life trappers approaching thirty (They ain't even thirty)
She'd rather come to the 9 'cah the AP's too dirty
They can't come to the green
If it's not me, she's like "Where's the teeth?"
If not with me then it's in NP (Scoring)
We don't even look for the malis
They just talk shit when they're sipping lean
Buck into opps, you will see bare speed
Get caught, I won't speak like Mr. Bean
It's an SOS for an anti-green (Splash!)
I beg man don't insult my intelligence
I'm bringing it back with elegance
I'm showing ArrDee they don't want it with Edmonton
All this talk on the net is irrelevant (It's dead)
In my DMs like a girl from Bellingham, tuna in socks
Splash, hit that skeleton
My lil bro's scored, that's a young rap president
We really made a big man scream, how feminine (Ah!)
They took all my AFGs
How long? Bring the phone, I tell Rose "For a while" (For a while)
They been live for a while
Can someone please call me Jeremy Kyle?
I can't lie, it really made man smile
When broski pulled up and done it in style
They say I'm grooming, I say "I scout"
All my little bros gotta make it out (They gotta make it out, they gotta make it out)
They were laughing then, they're not laughing now
No one's been bun, it was all for clout
They're not snapping on mains 'cah they know we're about (They know we're about, they know we're about)
Enter the nookie, she scream and shout
Anything grr, put in her mouth
Anything grr get put in her mouth

I beg man don't insult my intelligence
I'm bringing it back with elegance
I'm showing ArrDee, they don't want it with Edmonton
I'm showing ArrDee, they don't want it with Edmonton
I beg man don't insult my intelligence
I'm bringing it back with elegance
I'm showing ArrDee, they don't want it with Edmonton
I'm showing ArrDee, they don't want it with Edmonton

It's whatever, it's whatever
Anyting grr
3x3, AFG
Free all the guys incarcerated