Ya Neden's Haunted

(album: Hatchet Warrior - 2003)

Motherfucker!

Get away from here
While you still have the chance
Go, run, aghhhh

[Verse 1]
BLAAAAM!!! Up in the club
Eastside, hoo ride, true juggalo scrub
They know me up in valet parking
They know me don't be parking there cause they charging
Where the fuck these bitches at?
I be the Anybody Killa with the gitchy sack
I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke, FUCK DAT!
Snake skin Hatchet Gear with the alphabet hat, biatch
I'm ready, bring all these hoes
Sick of hood rats at party sto's
Everybody knows, I'm heading downtown
At the Shelter, St. Andrews, underground
I want a gothic bitch, outta noir leather
To come and fuck this thug when I'm on the tether
I'm like, Cinderella cause I'm on the clock
So I'm asking for the pussy right up on the spot
I'm like..

[Skit]
What up you little freaky gothic bitch?
You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?
(Look, I have a haunted neden)
SHIT! It's all in the good, I got a haunted dick piece
Besides, it's raining diamonds, I ain't scurred!

[Verse 2]
Haunted, schmaunted
You know I like the wicked shit you ain't gotta flaunt it
Let's head to your crib, you can jibber-jab
We'll head upstairs and I'll give it a stab
She took her panties off and the door shut behind me
Oh yeah, her neden's haunted, don't remind me
Her panties were scary though, I will admit
With the tag reading WoolWorth's 1986
I almost needed a crowbar, a hammer and a pile driver
Just to get my fucking nub up inside her
She had bush for acres, unexplored terrain
By the time I finished cutting it it grew out again (Damn!)
Bend her legs back and used a wood chipper
Shaved the first half down and quickly flipped her
Ok, now spread your legs, ahhhhhhh vampire bat!
Wicked rat, bitch you got a haunted ass!

[Hook]
(Ya neden's haunted)
You got parasites and poltergeists
(Ya neden's haunted)
With that demon neden, you ain't right
(Ya neden's haunted)
You been fucking Frankenstein and them
(Ya neden's haunted)
Bitch go get that shit an exorcism

[Verse 3]
Bats flying out of her puss, so what?
My dead homie Blaze be doing that with his butt
I'm still fuckin her (you got a jimmy?) Do I got one?
I'm rocking a Lumbee indian witch doctor condom
I can hump a land mine wearing that shit
It might blow my ass up but wouldn't scratch my dick
Shit I challenge your ghost, I got ghosts of my own
So bitch open that portal I'll walk in and bring that shit home
Fucking this bitch was like fucking Anna Nicole Smith
Just a fat dumbass silly fucking dumb bitch
Nothing more, nothing less
I pulled the snappy off and I aimed for her chest
The only ghost she had right about then
Was some mysterious white orbs I left on her chin
That night I'm sleeping, giving the dick rest
When it fucking came alive, my shit was possessed!

Yo nuts, we want yo nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts
Yo nuts, we want yo nuts
Please oh, please fuck dirty butts

Yo nuts, we want yo nuts (Some of that old school)
We'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts (Some of that 'Master)
Yo nuts, we want yo nuts
Please oh, please fuck dirty butts

[Hook]
(Ya neden's haunted)
You got parasites and poltergeists
(Ya neden's haunted)
With that demon neden, you ain't right
(Ya neden's haunted)
You been fucking Frankenstein and them
(Ya neden's haunted)
Bitch go get that shit an exorcism
(Ya neden's haunted)
Bitch go get that shit an exorcism
(Ya neden's haunted)
Bitch go get that shit an exorcism
(Ya neden's haunted)
You been fucking Frankenstein and them
(Ya neden's haunted)
Bitch go get that shit an exorcism