Mr. Bozack

(album: Business As Usual - 1990)

Good morning Mr. Bozack, time to wake up the nuts
(For what) to hit the shower, so I can wash the butt
Damn (Last night was crazy) word life, I had a blast
It was ass for days, nuts had a full tank of gas
Golly, G, word P, tits and VD
Pussy kicking louder than my Alpine Benzi, box
Yes, I fresh, sweet like gumdrops
Pay me like Oprah and no one to cockblock
Slow down big fella (why) I think you're gassing me
P, get off my big dick, chill, stop harrassing me
Your dick, you mean my dick and don't forget
Now let me scrub that head because it smells like fish
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Bozack

That's your fault, black (explain) no Jim hat
You got in some fly shit and stuck me in bare back
Smarty, what happened over there at the party
Was it Vodka and smeared on a bit of Bacardi
No dick (don't call me that) sorry Mr. Bozack
But you didn't help, talking bout (where the hoes at)
I was hard (how hard) hard enuff to buck
(Shit, you didn't rush the pussy) see, I stuffed her like a duck
Mr. Bozack (what) you went out like a sucker
Not me, G, P, cuz you the one who bucked her
Hachoo (God bless you) damn, here's a tissue
Yo, P I'm feeling sick
Relax, what can I get you, Tetracycline
No a penicillin cap, it burns
Yo, chill Mr. Bozack
No, I can't believe that (cool Jack) screw that
All you had to do was wear a Jim hat
I reached for one, but didn't quite make it
She grabbed on your head piece, I couldn't quite take it
Now lounge Mr. Bozack, stop cryin like a wuss
Now bone up the nuts, g, cuz yo, there's more puss
Look, P, the B-O-Z is like outtie
Outtie like who
Motherfuckin Curt Gowdy

It's the Jim... owwww, it burns
Don't worry, G, I'll have ya hooked up on Friday
We'll go get the shot real quick
Everything will be copestetic
Oh what the hell all, got to stab this ho cake right?