The Slashy Show

(album: Act 1 - 2020)

Talking about this, their year...
None of y'all turnin 22 in 2020
And I'm from the 2200 no cap
This' my year
Mhmm
Heh, that's what I'm fucking talking about!

Welcome to my show
How's everybody doing
Haha, woo
That's how it is though
People in the back
Aight
We changing it up
Let's go

Yeah, woah
Lately I've been pushing myself
To my real limit
Lazy rapping, looking dumb
But I'mma still get it
Cuz I be chirping on these beats
Like a lil' cricket
See me tounging fly girls
I go rrubba-rribbit

Huh, go and fuck a midget
Lil sucka, get it done
Hit it like she number one
Hit and run, bet you'll
Think it's fun
To be the new bloke
Up in the alley who's stoked
He fucked a tranny who knows
You'll come in handy with blow

Jobs; each costing 200
GRO
Cuz dudes know the
Chick you fucking
She's a hoe
It's the truth and
You still love it
We all know
That she's loose and
You still hump it
Free our bro

Your penile growth has
Completely stopped
Now you're senile though
So go see the doc
Now you got a case of
Sex life injuction
Waste a whole verse on
Erectile disfunction

Haha, woo!
Y'all know what it is, baby
Yeah, uh
Get it, get it!

I'm an irregular math problem
Y'all could never solve
And I'm proud of it, out of it
Like a boy I'm scouting it
So if you're a girl, gimme cookies
Aye! Aye baby girl, listen to me

I'mma I'mma
Put my genie in your lamp
When I'm just talkin to you
Don't you dare interrupt me
When I'm in my room watchin Hulu
I'mma make sure that every
Living being is gonna sue you
And I'll be the prosecuter
And watch you get cocked and neutered

And that's just it
That's it
Prolly gon' dip
Dipping
Like I'm on a trip
Tripping
I done wrote a hit
Hitting
Some you rappers spitting bars
But your flow is shit
Go back to the beginner yard
Y'all should grow a bit

Stomp on you mothafuckz that
Just deserve to be in a back burner
Get hit wit a gat, 30 a clip
When it clack, gurling shit like a rat
Turn to a bitch and then snitch
On a cat hurting its kitten
Like "that's murder!"

Ooh damn
I just be spazzing too much
I think I need to get confined
And get a attitude crutch
And if you got a hold of me
Well you just have a loose touch
And if you wanna go at me
Well I don't plan to loose clutch
Mothafucka huh

Jump from the freethrow line
Moonwalk through the air
While rapping Renegade
That's Em-Jay (MJ)
I could be a rap magazine
Where you look for metaphors
I might be The Source
That's Ben-Ray

Give in to what you want and
Be fly
Kings do not get free thrones so
Keep trying
Know that you're not alone in
These times
Send me a feature bro you'll
Be fine

Why am I completely nude
In a dreamy mood and ladies
Wanna meet me too? Relieve me lord
I do not wanna treat thee rude
This speedy tune will
Turn my brain to creamy goo
And maybe boo
I'll show you how this Ez do
With a greedy clue
Gofuckurself.edu
So stream me too
Go give my ass a sweet review
This is my show bitch
Welcome to CD-2