Cougar Huntin'

(album: Blow Your Pants Off - 2012)

I'm going hunting, I'm loading up my gun.
I'm going hunting, yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some
I'm going hunting, got my whiskey and my beer
There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm going hunting here

Well you know you're looking good now, but your momma's looking finer
I know you turned 22, but I prefer a 69er
Well, up and down the bar she goes a'prowling for all to see
She may not be the freshest, but the muffing ain't stale to me

I'm going hunting, I'm loading up my gun.
I'm going hunting, yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some
I'm going hunting, got my whiskey and my beer
There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm going hunting here

Well, I am just a young buck, but I got you in my sight
I'm gonna bag you and stuff you when we get home tonight
Not gonna lead you on 'cause that's not my trip
But I think there's more cougars here then a Mercury dealership

I'm going hunting, I'm loading up my gun.
I'm going hunting, yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some
I'm going hunting, got my whiskey and my beer
There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm going hunting here
There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm going hunting here
There's cougars a'loose in the bar....and I'm going hunting...here.