Wake Me Up When 2020 Ends

2019 has come and passed
The whole world went to shit so fast
Wake me up when 2020 ends
Ruined all my summer plans
'Cause some guy in China ate a bat
Wake me up when 2020 ends

Panic is setting in
I head out to Walmart
Hand sanitizer and
TP fills my cart
Thought this year would be a blast
But now I'm jobless, stressed, and fat
Wake me up when 2020 ends

Social distancing from friends
Wearing masks and washing hands
Wake me up when 2020 ends
There's quarantine and travel bans
Now murder Hornets from Japan
Wake me up when 2020 ends

I binge some Netflix shows again
Tiger King's a start
That bitch Carol Baskin
Should be put behind bars
Now most my days are spent
Trying to reach unemployment
Wake me up when 2020 ends

[*Alarm*]
Woohoo, it's finally over! You know what this means?
Everything's gonna be okay
Call "Matt is an idiot and Eye hate him more than anything"
Calling "Matt is an idiot and Eye hate him more than anything"
Hey, man
Dude! It's 2021. You know what that means?
No more social distancing! I'm coming over!
Hell yeah!
[*Air raid siren*]
Here's 2021, bitch

Wake me up when 2021 ends