Lil Scammer That Could

(album: Platinum Falcon Returns - 2020)

[Guapdad 4000:]
Yeah, look at this
(James Delgado)
Would you look at this?

Look at this, way too many hoes on my dick (Dick)
I can't even take a fucking piss, huh
Big weird, stop acting like R. Kelly, lil' bruh (Huh?)
Fake woke hoes, they just fucking for brunch (Brunch)
Bitch, my money longer than the DMV line, line (Yeah)
Cartier my eyes, got my VVV's blind, blind, blind (VV's)
Money talk, so you not speaking bands (Bands)
Take over the world 'cause I think I can, I think I can

I know I can, I go again, these niggas is annoying (Yeah)
I'm flexing, I flexed on 'em, rub it in like ointment
They throwing bands at my bitch, my ego is enormous
Gigantic, I see your antics, you an informant
'Forming, these niggas snitching, these niggas bitches
Hungry, I'm eating bitches and shitting riches
Indulging, please don't interrupt me when I'm dozing
Paparazzi taking pictures, I just be posing
They gawking, I leave 'em jawless, I'm from West Oakland
Dope fiends was my fam, I'm from where the dope is
Took me for a store walk, served 'em, they got tore off
Wipe me down like floor mops, I'ma rip the doors off (Yeah)
I'ma put the doors up, the Tesla like a gull, uh (Mmm)
Swiping in your storefront, we come through, fuck your store up
It's just me and James Delgado scrubbing cards down on the marble
Drink my liquor straight from bottle, shooters with me hostile

Look at this, way too many hoes on my dick (Yeah)
I can't even take a fucking piss, huh (Piss)
Big weird, stop acting like R. Kelly, lil' bruh (Never)
Fake woke hoes, they just fucking for brunch (Mimosa)
Bitch, my money longer than the DMV line, line
Cartier my eyes, got my VVV's blind, blind, blind (VV's)
Money talk, so you not speaking bands (Huh?)
Take over the world 'cause I think I can, I think I can

[Denzel Curry:]
I know I can, I know I can, I'm jugging off the Instagram
I swipe it all, I gotta scram, proceed to hit the running man
What you know about a scam? Wanna pull up in a Lam'?
Tired of sitting in a kitchen every day just eating Spam?
Fuck diamonds and pearls, I want all the coal and all the clams
Bought me a new iPhone and see all the apps are holograms
Dodging ham, pig, oink-oink with the body cam
They will never catch me, fuck the law and I don't give a damn
Ooh
Back in the day it was me and my goons
I came from Carol City, caught a flight to Cancún
My nigga from the Bay is a boss tycoon
R.I.P. to Mac Dre, he was gone too soon
Real nigga here, so you better make room
Chopper street sweeper, hit that man with the broom
I gotta bet it all 'cause a nigga can't lose
I gotta bet it all 'cause a nigga

[Guapdad 4000:]
Look at this, way too many hoes on my dick
I can't even take a fucking piss, huh
Big weird, stop acting like R. Kelly, lil' bruh (Never)
Fake woke hoes, they just fucking for brunch (Mimosa)
Bitch, my money longer than the DMV line, line
Cartier my eyes, got my VVV's blind, blind, blind (VV's)
Money talk, so you not speaking bands (Huh?)
Take over the world 'cause I think I can, I think I can, I