When Hell Freezes Over

(album: Musical Monkey - 1997)

Can't believe
What the Hell is in front of me?
You must be fucking 70 at least!
What the Hell's your problem?
Problem!
Ozzy and Motley Crue and Kiss
I thought that you were through
but I kinda liked the Kiss show

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

Let's get Ozzy off the stage!
Let's get Motley off the stage!
Let's Stanley off the stage!
Let's get Ozzy off the stage!
Let's get Motley off the stage!
Let's Stanley off the stage tonight!

You were good 20 years ago
Too much pot, a little too much blow!
Now the bypass surgery, New hip
At seizure world, enjoy your stay
Shuffle Board, Bingo, Macrame
3 hot meals liquefied for you!
YEEEE!