Bring A Friend

(album: Bummed - 1988)

Upped and leave my home
Left a message on the answering phone
You said: whipped through your cash
Through a porno moustache
Bought a kipper tie and a ticket to fly
Now I'm walking with a swagger
Going deep down with my dagger
Scene one, take one

Clio and her sister Rio
Were watching through the keyhole
Make your way in, rub up your skin
Let the scene begin

Well, I might be the honky
But I'm hung like a donkey
So I'm tied to a bed
With a pussy on my head
Surrounded by ugly girls
There's no rust on me
I don't thrust for free
You can see me on page 1 to a 103
Now the rules of my occupation
I say yes in every situation
You keep an undone fly
Let your nosebag dry
So come on in
Grease up the skin
Make me seed again, two, two, bring a friend

Don't need no concentration
My pelvis is my inspiration
And you run out to work and my tie needs a jerk
I live in a house that's made out of dirt
Clio and her sister Rio
We're rubbin through the keyhole
They were makin loud grunts their three little cunts
And the action started again
So come on in, grease up your skin
Make a scene begin, go go, go go go go