Goldest

(album: 8Tracks, Vol. 3: Black Sheep - 2019)

Hold up, let's talk about gold stuff
Hold up, yeah we gon' talk about gold stuff

Gold medals hanging on
Michael Phelps' collarbone
I don't need 'em, I don't need 'em, I don't need 'em
He can keep 'em, he can keep 'em, he can keep 'em
Golden Globes like candles
Lighting up Meryl Streep's mantle
She can take 'em, she can take 'em, she can take 'em
I'ma leave 'em, I'ma leave 'em, I'ma leave 'em

Girl, you 'member that T.V. show in the late 80s,
With all them old Betty White ladies?
They were golden but you're so much golder
I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma have to show you

How to spell your name correctly
G-O-L-D-E-S-T
Stealing shine from my Rolex
(Stealing shine from my Rolex)
Said, baby you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)
Fact is, um, baby, I love ya
Platinum wishes it was ya
No offense goldfish
(So, no offense goldfish)
Said, baby, you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)

Baby, you are the goldest
Baby, you are the goldest

Gold records on the walls
Decorating Graceland's halls
I love Elvis, Elvis, Elvis
But I ain't jealous, jealous, jealous
Golden gloves, catching dust
Filling up Greg Maddux's man cave (Greg who?)
Bet he got some good stories from the glory days (Bet he do)
But I'd rather have you on my résumé
Girl, you remember that ticket in that old Willy Wonka movie,
With them oompa loompas, singing "oompa loompa"?
Doompity right, I was right
But, it can't outshine ya
Baby, let me remind ya

How to spell your name correctly
G-O-L-D-E-S-T
Stealing shine from my Rolex
(Stealing shine from my Rolex)
Said, baby you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)
Fact is, um, baby, I love ya
Platinum wishes it was ya
No offense goldfish
(So, no offense goldfish)
Said, baby, you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)

All them girls at the party
Glitter on their bodies
Someone had to call 'em fools
Whatever, you know I know better
Everything that glitters ain't you
All them girls at the party
Glitter on their bodies
Someone had to call 'em fools
Whatever, you know I know better
Everything that glitters ain't you
I'ma show you

How to spell your name correctly
G-O-L-D-E-S-T
Stealing shine from my Rolex
(Stealing shine from my Rolex)
Said, baby you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)
Fact is, um, baby, I love ya
Platinum wishes it was ya
No offense goldfish
(So, no offense goldfish)
Said, baby, you the goldest
(Baby, you the goldest)

Baby, you are the goldest
Baby, you are the goldest
Baby, you the goldest