My Cousin's New Keyboard

(album: Let 'Em Burn - 2003)

Hello?

Hi. Hello? I was watching Star Trek, you dig, and they had this fine ass monster on there and my dick got hard and I thought about you

Hello? Who the fuck is this?

I'ma give you a hint. Since third grade up to seventh grade up to tenth grade my dick got hard

Your dick got hard? What the f what the hell is that fucking noise in the background?

That's my cousin [?]

What the hell is he playing? Is that some kind of trumpet or some shit?

Nah, his daddy Big [?] got him a keyboard

Okay 'cause that shit sound nasty as hell. Tell him to stop

He just finished watching Drumline. Don't worry 'bout that. He tryna

Where the hell you supposed to be knowing me from and shit? How'd you get this number?

I know you from your cousins, I mean, your friends and them you with. I think that's your friends and them. The two chicks that got married

You talking about Tonya and Kim?
Yeah, I was on hard ass Kim's side. The black chick's

And you supposedly got my number?

Yeah, I got your number. But guess what

What?

You know when Kim kissed Tonya?

Yeah

My dick got hard

Eww. You know what? I know who exactly this is. With your nasty ass Mannie Fresh. Motherfucker don't call here with that bullshit no more. That nasty shit