Ain't Nothin' Better'n Bein' A Country Boy

(album: Meme King - 2017)

We gon' need a whole bunch o' Mountain Dew for this 'un

Well, last night I seen my sister
I sure did miss her (I did)
The smell of my cousin lingers on her neck (roll tide)
We went down to the river
Shot a whole bunch o' critters
Before you put words in my mouth
I ain't racist 'cause I'm from the South

Well, the farm's going good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise (Alright now)

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Well, my ex-wife calling and annoying me
Speaking of X, he needs to be free
Kicking up dust in the air, it's hard to see (I can't see shit)

Well, my cornfield's looking mighty fine this year
I sit back and drink a beer
Enjoy this summertime breeze while it lasts

I said now

Well, the farm's going good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Well, the best part of being a Southern man
Is working all day keeping up with my land
It's boring as shit, but I don't seem to mind

Up at four 'til the sun goes down
Rambling and pulling all the titties from my cows
Ain't nothing better'n being a country boy

I said now

Well, the farm's going good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Alright now boys

Well, the farm's going good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Pinecone in this bitch
Wooo
God, I'm a fucking idiot