Dana White Diss Track

Now everybody from the UFC
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
Now everybody from the UFC
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me

Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White
Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White
Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White
Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White

First of all Masvidal you ain't rich (Hahaha)
50 fights for 5 mill that ain't shit (Ain't shit)
Underpaid fights, where the healthcare rights
Got them risking all their lives and they can't quit (That's fucked up)
Big bags that's the shit I came with
I like having money conversations
All that little stockton shit is cool
But that lisp got me thinking Diaz speak a different language (I'd slap you)
Auto greatness speaking for itself boy
All you fight is just a bunch of shelf toys
Dana won't you let them of the leash
Let them come and make some breesh
Why you trying to fuck the nelk boys
Walked in on demon time
Dana there's a lot I know you keep inside
You be on my dick like you don't got a wife
And kids so put your focus on them hookers that you try to hide
In a Maybach seats reclining
Knockout of the year and Imma keep inclining
Jake go fight a boxer shit I tried
And he pussied out cause they know how I'm coming so they keep on hiding
Dana lacking infrastructure
That bald bitch should've stayed a kickbox instructor
Since Khabib retired you just cannot recover
You bankrupt fertitas went and pulled you out the dumpster dummy
All gas like propane
Dana won't you lay off all that cocaine
First he said my fights are fixed and now he say it's steroids
Shit I'm really on an island eating Lo mein (I'm chillin')
McGregor I ain't seen you win in five years
You rich little weirdo ugly ass veneers
Took so many losses wounded up at VAM's
Tryna fight with MGK no surprise here
Lamborghini boat but your career sinking
Really got me wondering what Dee is thinking
I ain't even dissing now, I'm really speaking
Wounded up in jail too many times with all that liquor drinking

Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White
Fuck Dana
Fuck Dana White

They done got the Problem Child rapping now
You about to witness Dana tapping out
Thought dis shit was funny when we started
Now it's quarterbacking money I'm Mahomes the way I'm cashing out
Dana got the problem child rapping now
You about to witness Dana tapping out
Taught dis shit was funny when we started
Now it's quarterbacking money I'm Mahomes the way I'm cashing out

Dana pay your fighters more
Give them healthcare you scumbag
I haven't met a single person who says anything good about you
I passed my drug test and you went silent
I'm keeping my foot on your neck until you tap bitch
Stop raising your pay-per-view prices on the fans and not paying fighters more
Greedy, old, lonely, bald bitch!