DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE

(album: ROMCOM - 2022)

(And the Oscar goes to)
I wanna go A D Pi (Boom, boom)
That's Alpha Delta Pi (Boom, boom)
I wanna wear white and blue (Boom, boom)
And wear that diamond too (Boom, boom)

I wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die
I wanna go eighty-two, drive off a bridge with you
I wanna go eighty-three, drive off this bridge with me
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off this bridge tonight
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die
I wanna go eighty-two, drive off a bridge with you
I wanna go eighty-three, drive off this bridge with me
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off this bridge tonight

Tell my sister that I miss her
Tell my brother I was wrong
Tell my mother that I love her
Tell my father to be strong
Tell my cousins and their cousins, and my nieces and nephews
Tell my uncles, aunts and aunties, grandmas, grandpas, Grandma too
Tell my friends that it's okay, know I'm with you every day
Nothing's ever gonna change, even if we separate
Tell my lover that I'm sorry for these days I couldn't save
Know I love you from the morning to the night I drive away

I wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die
I wanna go eighty-two, drive off a bridge with you
I wanna go eighty-three, drive off this bridge with me
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off this bridge tonight
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die
I wanna go eighty-two, drive off a bridge with you
I wanna go eighty-three, drive off this bridge with me
I wanna go eighty-five, drive off this bridge tonight

There's a sickness in my head, keeps me lying in my bed
Orange light from the morning sun hits me— no, oops, I did it again
Okay, I'll turn off all the screens, okay, I'll scroll off all the feeds
Feed the children to the beast just to keep their numbers green
Shout-out to my girl named Lexi, keeping my brain real healthy
Keeping me cool, tats all over her neck means saying she glad that she met me, girl, me too
Finger in the air like, "Check, please," ass looking fat like a pair of old Etnies
Been stewing these beats so long in a homemade pot, should I sell 'em on Etsy?
Fuck a two-door, give me that four-door, E39 or the B7RS?
'Cause if I'm going off the motherfucking bridge, I'ma do it with a skid, J-turn looking flawless
6'4" in the room, in person, red light put me in the dark, I'm perfect
Dropped outta college, chrysalis burst-is
Spin a butterfly masked up like a surgeon
Chop this shit like it's on a roll, bitch
Put the only IVs on my window brains
Looking around, I see copies of me like you bitches run Michaelsoft Binbows 8
I'm at the top like a cymbal clang
Kick the bass pedal like that bitch second-stage
Threw a couple fucking double-triple-paradiddles on a snare drum while they just around and saying

Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out
I feel like I could be gunned down any second, hear the sound, bang
Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out
I feel like I could be gunned down any second, any time soon—

(Wow, it's a new record)
(Shut up, Jakey)