Botox

(album: Jamie McDell - 2022)

Everyday I look in the mirror
Discover me a new set of lines
So I was kind of thinking of botox, baby
A modern way to turn back time

Maybe I could add to my order
Does it even work like that?
Ask the doctor if he could make me shorter
So you can get your manhood back

Babe, are you gonna be like that?
Oh, oh

I was kinda thinking Bahamas
We could rent a fancy car
You could send your mother a picture, baby
Show her just how happy we are

Maybe I could buy you a stripper
And tell you we will be alright
Don't think it's too crazy to kiss her, baby
You deserve a big boys night

Babe, could it really be like that?
Oh, oh

I was kinda thinking a daughter
But you don't have to be here much
As long as I've got cash for the sitter, baby
You don't have to give a fuck

Babe, is it gonna be like that?
Oh, oh...