Juggling Chainsaws

(album: Whiskey Sessions II - 2019)

Good to go, locked and load
It's good for the soul like that rock & roll
The whistle blows, the crowd explodes
It's just another day, this is how it goes
Fat Man Jones and that old school Caddy
Bitches used to hate me now they call me Daddy
Gave me a chance and I rocked the shit
I'm on that ole Kid Rock, find a spot to pimp
Now I'm ridin down Sunset
Lookin for a young bitch, lookin for a bad bitch to do a couple tongue tricks
Guys that I run with, came from the slums with
I used to be a nobody, now they say I run shit
I grew up on 8 Ball and MJG, Old Bugg B and the late Pimp C
Real southern boy, I grew up in Tennessee
3 6 Mafia helped to raise me

I'm jugglin chainsaws, I'm trudgin thru deep swamps
This train it won't stop, oh no
I'm workin it so hard, [?]
I'm jugglin chainsaws oh no
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws

Growin up, nobody believed in me
I'm country as cornbread, beans & greens
Cops pull up then we flee the scene
This for the girls in high school that was mean to me
Game done changed baby, better hustle up
Chips on the table baby, better double up
Seatbelt on girl, better buckle up
Cause this far goes fast girl, burnin rubber up
It's cold out here baby, better bundle up
And this for the critic bet this'll shut em up
They say I'm chopped liver, I guess I should cut em up
But if it's a problem, then we can knuckle up
Betcha imma fuck em up cause I know I go harder
Man I'm faded like I just left the barber
Real white trash, I ain't graduate Harvard
And I'm here now like "Hey Ms. Parker"

I'm jugglin chainsaws, I'm trudgin thru deep swamps
This train it won't stop, oh no
I'm workin it so hard, [?]
I'm jugglin chainsaws oh no
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws

23 years old, super cold
Thick like a bronco, super bowl
Man I'm super high, super blowed
Girl, tell me whatchu really doin tho
We can ride out, we can slide out
We can take it back to the room or back to my house
Whatchu got goin on, lemme find out
There's a flag on the play baby time out
C'mon now, let's do it, let's do it
Work all day, at night we act foolish
350 pounds make it hard to miss me
Standing at the bar takin shots of whiskey
1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4
4 shot, 3 shot, 2 shot, floor
Never met a man like me I'm sure
The game's missin somethin and I'm the cure!

I'm jugglin chainsaws, I'm trudgin thru deep swamps
This train it won't stop, oh no
I'm workin it so hard, [?]
I'm jugglin chainsaws oh no
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws
I'm jugglin chainsaws