Modern Warfare 2 Rap

(album: Sleep Is Just Lame - 2011)

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playing all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwning insanely
Teabagging people even though they can't see me
I'm rocking COD: MW2, namely!

Skullkruncher13
Up on the gamer scene
I wasn't the only who thought COD
Was the dream
Until I seen something crazy
Right next to me
It made World at War
Look so yesterday
But Modern Warfare Two?
What is this thing, dude?
And I couldn't begin to think
Because my eyes were glued
So I looked at my bro
We both know what's up
Whip out the cash, little man,
We gonna buy this stuff!
Next thing I know,
The Xbox ring is flashing
I can hear the COD disc
It's spinning fast and,
I can't wait to start all the
Smash and blasting
And now I know it's time
For me to KICK SOME ASS IN!

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playing all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwning insanely
Teabagging people even though they can't see me
I'm rocking COD: MW2, namely!

Now haters hate all you want,
But it's just a mistake
Cuz I will make you astonished
As I'm honestly blatant
You think that I'm wasting
All my time on COD?
I'll tell you why it's amazing
You'll be praising the Gods!
Screw walking I'll be rocking out
The tank and truck!
You think ya got fire power
Till I crank it up!
Tough it out, no doubt
That I'll shank you up
Cuz I'm a knife throwing whiz
That you can't touch
And so I thank you much
You boost my rank with ease
Before the match, I
Didn't even have to say please
You stick it out with a rifle
I stifle you to ya knees
I dual-wield this shit,
Come get a piece of these, UH!

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playing all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwning insanely
Teabagging people even though they can't see me
I'm rocking COD: MW2, namely!

Desert Eagle, keep it real
Born and built in Israel
Between you and me, you see
The USP is a steal
It's got a bigass clip,
It's accurate and shit
Just like the F.A.M.A.S.
This gun will straight up rip
Don't slip you'll get hit
With the L86
The gun's range is sick
You best resort to quit
And with the P-90, you'll find me
Coming up behind thee
It unloads fast, I'll kill your ass so kindly
Cuz it's Belgian made it's
Sweeter than the bliss of chocolate
Its brother MP5 is powerful
Now this is hot shit
The M21, the grandson
Of M1 Garand
And, this semi-auto rifle
Gonna end what you planned
In my hand, AA-12
Is the gun that I wield
To this auto shotgun
All you fools gotta yield
So grab a riot shield
And I'ma make you hate me more
I'll blow past that piece of plastic
With my AT4
Now if you use the dragunov
You're slacking off, you're done
I only settle for the Barret
.50 caliber son
Im stalking you with steady aim
I hipfire all day
Martyrdom is for losers
Who misuse their AK's
AC130 getting dirty with my enemies
Try to run with marathon
But it's too easy how I handle these
And juggernaut's not
What you want to use
And you can eat my headshot
Because I'm watching you, PUNK!

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playing all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwning insanely
Teabagging people even though they can't see me
I'm rocking COD: MW2, namely!

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playing all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwning insanely
Teabagging people even though they can't see me
I'm rocking COD: MW2, namely!