Naked And Nasty

(album: JT XVII - 2019)

Waking up naked, face down on the shore
With a hangover and nothing but a rock and torch
What the hell happened last night? I'm not really sure
But I'm looking for handouts if you got anymore
Like a pair of pants? I'll take anything you can give to me
Don't even need a weapon yet can I have my dignity?
I'll work at minimum wage, I'm quite good at hitting trees
And if you'd like I can hike up my toxicity

I might have to die four hundred times
But someday, I may be the lord of the flies
I see myself on an iron throne
Inside castle walls stacked high with stone
But right now I'm up shit's creek without a paddle
Can't even wipe my ass, how am I supposed to battle?
When I'm resurrected I am met with death every time
Then I respawn on a beach and it's back to the grind and I'm

Naked (naked)
We're gonna get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raiding (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
Cuz they may get nasty

Negative nine degrees outside
And I'm catching quite a breeze, ignite
A tiny campfire to lie beside
Now everybody is finding me (time to hide)
I no longer have a problem with my body image
I'm a strong woman, and I've got the business
My butt and thighs are rock hard I get a lot of fitness
And I'm proud of my house, though it's hardly finished

So what if I'm no good with a bow or a spear
Maybe if I just hold one then no one will come near?
But I'm starting to starve, I should scavenge some rations
You're never too desperate when loincloth's in fashion
The sweatiest, saltiest beast
Is a creature with nothing to lose
I fear I will never know peace
At least I've come to love running in the nude

The night is upon me, is somebody watching?
I hear nearby footsteps a gun hammer cocking
Before he attacks, I smash his skull with a stone first
Then I die of exposure... and wake up

Naked (naked)
We're gonna get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raiding (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
Cuz they may get nasty

But somewhere out there waits a friend for you
Alone and scared and just as bare as you
Together you'll find beauty in adversity
This land is rich with culture and diversity

I felt ashamed when I first awakened
I was so afraid and did I mention, naked?
But I learned to be free of my burdens
Look at me now the tables are turning

See I gathered materials, built some thin walls
To become a kingdom you must begin small
Now I've got a compound, an army of men
They obey my commands, no they are not my friends
I'm a crime lord, my domain's so large
Call me the next Pablo Escobar
I kept telling myself that my wealth would bring joy
Yet I feel empty, despite all my toys

I see a naked running, he reminds me of myself
So I decide to ask him if he might require help
"I'm trying to find my friends right now, but I'm so lost"
I blow his fucking brains out and take my clothes off, cuz I'm a

Naked (naked)
We're gonna get nasty (oh no)
Clothing is overrated (hate it)
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)
I'm not even worth raiding (raidin')
Doesn't mean I'm not crafty
You should be afraid of nakeds
Cuz they may get nasty