Teenage Dirtbag (Acoustic)

(album: Dirt Emo Vol. 1 - 2019)

Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
Got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
She doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing

I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My dick starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No
No, she doesn't know what she's missing