MOSHPIT

(album: BARNACLE CLASSICS - 2018)

[Intro:]
Yo, yo, what's up diggity dogs, finger my asshole
I made this song with a spatula in my wiener hole, dun didilly
You already know my nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
BET!

[Lil Barnacle:]
Tick tock, suck my cock
I take a shit and it goes plop-plop (drip)
Annihilate your pussy like Robo-Cop (prrrrt)
Your grandma gives me Top (gang)
Put holes in you like SpongeBob
Take your hoe to Auschwitz (okay)
Fuck Hitler, he smells like shit (shit)
Your sister looks retarded
That hoe is special ed (special ed)
She gives Lil Barnacle head
She nibbles on my foreskin (woo)
She looks like Rumpelstiltskin (ayy)
Your grandma has wrinkly skin (aah)
Sip Nyquil with no prescription
I eat the pussy with aggression
Yee yee yee, you already know my guy
Fuck me in the ass

[P.O.P:]
I might pull up on your mother (Mother)
Make your sister think I love her (I don't)
I love her but I will not touch her (I can't)
Take your brother and he smothered
Young P.O.P in a foreign
Just kidding, I ride on a bike (Drip)
B.N.G. that's for life (Splash)
Smoking on gas out the pipe (I don't really smoke)
Yuh, Okay
And me and Barnacle be counting bands
I do not have any friends
10 coupons in my pants

[Wasabi:]
What? That's fucking disgusting bro
Hey
Hello sir
My name's Wasabi
I am an aspiring pornstar
I am 23 years old and I live on the G.I.L.F. section of Pornhub
I have daddy issues
I love Jews
I love white people
I want to stick my finger in your anus
Is that normal?
Eat my ass, eat it, just eat it out

White culture is the best (without a doubt)
I fucking love incest
I love big boobs (G.I.LF.)
I be trapping on Redtube (M.I.L.F)
White privilege is great
Y'all fruity like grapes
Last night I got raped (by my uncle)
I love to vape and smoke dank (420)
My memes are fucking dank (nut)
I can't keep my fidget spinner in my pants
I got some head from a midget
I got raped by a pigeon (aye)
I tapped a rabbit in the bootyhole
My dicks shaped like an eggroll
Bitch I love to troll
Me and Barnacle eat that pussy like muffins
I beat my meat so hard it morphed into a chicken nugget
Uh dab