When No One Else Will Be Your Friend, I Will Do the Job

(album: Return To Struggleville - 2009)

This song will keep you warm
This song will build you a house
This song will heal all that ails you
This song will be your very best friend
When you need a friend look for me
And look for the song, because that's all you have
And this song will buy you clothes
This song is very, very, special
This song will give you soup when you're sick
This song will even pet your cat
When you don't want to anymore just look for me
And look for this song, because we'll help you out
We'll help you along
We're all that you have

This song is the catch all end all
Why are you doubting this songs abilities?
This song is a sad, sad, song
This song is the song to end all songs
This song is one of the seven wonders
And hey, this song knows if you're not listening
And if you don't listen you won't reap the benefits
You won't understand what this song is saying
Other songs have tried to sing along
But they fail miserably and end up the laughing stock
This song is this song
Many have tried to sing this song
This song will teach you all about life
Let's all smile when this song tells us to
Hold your applause till the end of this song
Please don't try to sing the words to this song
This song is the radio single
This song has no genre and likes it
I will try to teach you, but this song can do it better
When no one else will be you're friend I'll do the job
When no one else will be you're friend I'll do the job
I want the job, I filled out in the only application
This song will help you when you're short on rent
This song will pay all the cab fare
You will always love this song, like you love a puppy, or a baby, or your family
This song will be the cure for cancer
This song will run for president and win
This song will surpass all of your doubts
This song has been okay-ed by NASA
So, it's okay and it's alright
Let's all be happy, and practice good posture
Let's all sign where they tell us to
Let's all form a straight line and march to nowhere
This song will be your leader
This song will confuse, but you'll like it
You will give this song all of your money
You will give this song everything you love
You will sing this song to all that you know
And then bring all their belongings to this song
So let's all tell a friend about this song
And try to sing along, try to sing along
Try to sing along y'all
I said try to sing along, try to sing along, try to sing along y'all
They always say your life will never dull or your money back
Well I want my money back
They always say your life will never dull or your money back
Well I want my money back before my first heart attack