No Handlebars

Ugh, Mr. Logan Paul
Yeah.
What qualifies you for this job exactly?
Hahaha, do you really wanna know?
Well, yeah. That's why you're here. Isn't it?
Okay. Here's what I can do

I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ya)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (scre)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ay)
No handlebars
No handlebars

She in fifth gear, I'm a 10 speed
Not my fault she text me
Swayed seat, my rims deep, my Schwinn beat, that Bently
She ride the pegs, still in her heels
She fall in love, head over wheels
New chain, I don't mean necklace
I ride no hands, I'm reckless

Cycling on your chick
La da da da
Ay, I've been cycling on your chick
La da da da
She be gripping on my grips
La da da da
I've been cycling on your chick, yeah

I can ride your girl with no (ha) handlebars (beep beep)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ya, ya)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ay)
No handlebars (no handlebars)
No handlebars (no handlebars)

Your tires are flat, your chain is loosey
When it comes to bikes, I'm Gucci
When it comes to likes, I'm boujee
When she come it wet, Jacuzzi
When we done she can't stand
Tell her "pop that kickstand"
Bring a friend go tandem
No helmet, no con
Damn. That's not safe

My bike make that ass look fat (she thick)
I like how your girl got class (ay)
Knows long division, makes good decisions, she's super driven and fuel efficient (impressive)
Got that Tesla ass (Oh)
Airbags, 'cause I'm 'bout to smash (whoa)
She coming in on my moustache
No handlebars, hit it from the back

Cycling on your chick (ay)
La da da da
Ay, I've been cycling on your chick
La da da da
She be gripping on my grips
La da da da (Wait. What?)
I've been cycling on your chick, yeah

I can ride your girl with no handlebars (I can ride your girl)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (no handlebars)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars
No handlebars (no handlebars)
No handlebars (no handlebars)

La da da da da la la la
Haha
La da da da da la la la
I put 'em down
La da da da da la la la (scra, scra)
La da da da da la la la
Merch link in description, haha
So, am I hired or what?