Let's Bash

(album: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience - 2019)

Well the bash started with myself and Jose Canseco
Uh we were mashing forearms one day in the club house
And uh we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our forearms together

Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash on they ass

Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash on they ass

Uh, just hit a three run ho-ho
But if you wanna high five that's a no-no
I'm heading home, all my homies at home plate
I'm waiting on ya son, you know I gotta do something great
And that's when the arms go up
Like we about to drink from a cup
'Cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexing
Acknowledging our feats via human connection

Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's monster bash
Hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash
Hit a dinger through the fucking VIP suite glass
Break your fucking arm in half and then I sign the cast

Get well soon, love Jose
Sorry about your arm Walt Weiss
(It happens)

When we in Kansas city we walking out in the parking lot
Then yell "Fuck the Royals"
Start swinging and popping off
We beat up their fans till the cops say to "Knock it off"
Down half a creatine shake and to top it off
The next day on the bus, got hit with the "roid rage!"
But I played it off
Said I was irritated 'cause of my booty hole rash
No pain, no gain motherfucker

Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash on they ass

I left my steroids El Sobrante
Left my steroids in El Sobrante
Left my steroids in El Sobrante
I got to get 'em
I got-got to get 'em

I might be an Athletic but I'm built like a Giant
And I'm wearing White Sox like an angel that's flying
Met a Blue Jay that's fucking an Orioles
You're royally screwed like a Marlin
Exposed to the oil that a Pirate or a Mariner
Spilled out his tanker
(That's a Cardinal sin padre)
Yeah? Tell it to the Ranger
You feel brave little Cub Cub?
Try to sock me
But when I'm seeing Red shit is gonna get rocky
I dodge your fist, beat your blood red Red Sox soggy
Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly
I'm more hopped up then a Brewer that's hyper
Sit Indian style when I'm Yankee on my Tiger
I'm staring a Philly with some major league Twins
If you didn't know by now, I'm naming baseball teams

Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's monster bash
Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass
Hit a ding dong doodle with my bing bong bat
We smack a blast the we smash your bash