stupid games

(album: Homecoming! - 2022)

How do I explain this?

I think I kinda got a crush
Don't wanna say I'm in love
'Cause I don't know if he's into guys
Don't know if I'll ever be his type
But a boy can dream his heart away
That he'll find a boy who swings his way

Sometimes I wish that I was straight
I wouldn't have to play these stupid games
Like analyzing the way he talks
Does he watch football or watch RuPaul?
What I really guess I'm trying to say is
Would you like to be my date?

Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I too late?
Is your schedule open?
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Or are you straight?
Hey

Should I tell him that I like him? (Like him)
Don't know if he'd date a guy like me (guy like me)
Hey, do you got a girlfriend (girlfriend)
Or do you walk the other street? (Walk my street)
Do you wanna kiss me (kiss me)
Or am I not thinking straight? (Thinking straight)
This is all just wishful thinking (wishful thinking)
'Cause I'm hoping you swing my way

I'm tryna be nice but I can't help
I wanna be yours but I can't tell
There ain't a way to save my heart
From falling for you
Tell me your favorite Britney song
Would you rather move along?
Someone please help me
With this messy interlude

Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I okay?
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Or are you straight?
Hey

I get it you're straight
My gaydar was broken
I'm not okay
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
I get it, you're straight
Hey