My Idea Of Fun

(album: Kleptomania - 2004)

Day one, concentrate my energy
My victim's loser personality
Explain what it is that turns me on
Keep a wall to strip my little piggies on

Keeping control while indulging in duality

This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one

Day two, I wake up in another bed
Next to a member of the cabinet
Day three, I pinned a note against his head
This death of a filthy fucking hypocrit

Keeping control while indulging in banality

This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one
This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one

Day four, why'd you keep seducing me
Brainwashed from masculine deficiency
Day five, injecting supermarket food
No pain, it hurts who knows, you never knew

Playing it cool, breaking every single wrong taboo

This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one
This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one

Day six, I travel on the underground
Freak out, your mind will lie in Chinatown
Mayhem from Broxbourne to the Irish Sea
Aloud, the answer's welled with empathy

Keeping control while indulging in duality

This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one
This is my idea of fun, I hope I'm not the only one
I'm having fun here, I hope I'm not the only one