Tractor Beam

(album: Apple Tummy - 2009)

I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack" girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax the pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact so sit back, relax
While I grind this axe on your Brazilian wax
Without finishing fast and bask in the slash underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pass gas
Name is MC Chris kinda cute, kinda crass
Ladies love me sending pic's Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back then invite them to come crash at my pad
They're like OMG 1 what up? That'd be so rad!
We make the beast with two backs until we both get whiplash

Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissing the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till you ruin the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you acting le freak
Tractor beam on my bed got you acting le freak

I should be flirting with virgins instead of jerking my gerkin
I should be working the circuit assertive for certain
With little aversion they all open they curtains
Mini me starts emerging to be rid of his burden
Did I fail to mention all the ladies say word
Got a panty collection like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr and to serve up they curves
I skip the main course I prefer the whorederves
I like thongs, like grannies, like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace like sucking her face
I like fucking her waist I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back it means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe My ass out of her place
I quickly run to the clinic a q-tip in my di-dick
I wait two very long weeks to know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon

Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissing the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till you ruin the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you acting le freak
Tractor beam on my bed got you acting le freak

acting le freak
acting le freak
Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissing the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till you ruin the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you acting le freak
Tractor beam