Party With Lars

(album: The Zombie Dinosaur - 2015)

It's a party with Lars, party with Lars! [x4]

[SPOSE:]
Man, last time I partied with Lars, he was on the roof,
mouth all bleeding with a broken tooth,
he did a backflip with a broken leg,
he turned around, spun around, looked at us said,
“My name is MC Lars, I'm gonna jump off the roof!”
we said, “Don't do it!” He said, “I'm gonna do it!”
we said “Don't don it!”, He said, “I'm gonna do it!”
then he did it, then he landed on his feet
then he broke into a dance move,
doing crazy types of shit that people can't do
he did the moonwalk, mixed it with the Macarena,
all the girls aroused him, then they start masturbating,
then he grew wings, then he floated right over the pool
“How is he doing that?” This dude is a fool!
This shit was so cool, he parties so hard,
nobody parties as hard when you party with Lars

Man, this shit is insane
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
With Zelda on a chain
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
He was smoking cocaine
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
You'll be glad that you came

[LARS:]
It's a party with Lars…
wait hold on Spose, what if my mom hears this?