It's All Gone

Friday nights, I'm thinking house party, don't want to dress up
And I do need to hit the gym, I can do a press-up
Walking out on the high street, nobody can mess up
The bump in my step, I'm alright, let's get up
Then everything it switched up, I was feeling all mixed up
The rain started pouring down it's whoever need to fix up
And my jumper's wet, and my hair's a mess
And my phone has gone dead, I didn't see your text
Keep myself in check, but I'm never feeling sorry
For myself until I got splashed by a passing lorry (Fuck sake)
It's gonna be one mad day, Pete Tong
But I wouldn't have it any other way

Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

It's a Friday night and everybody's moving mattress
And my parents are off and there's no one in my flat
And now there's sixty-eight people jumping on the couch
Watch your mouth, stressing out, people fucking up the house
There's a knock at the door and she stressed who's that?
Someone kicked in the door and I think it was a dad
Had his face bright red, he's fixed, he didn't want to chat
And at the top of his lungs, he shouted, "Everybody out"
I'm in the bathroom, loving it, I threw up on the mat
And I think I broke a sink and I nearly broke the tap
I saw her dad and he saw me and now I'm running out the back
I got my phone out of charge and I need to call a cab
Looked up from the back seat and I can't believe, I swear
It's that same taxi driver that I bumped for his fare
He's like, "You again? You rascal, you ain't going nowhere"
Man, it's one of them days where I think I've had a mere

Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

(I'm Pete Tong...)

Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong