Cereal Killer

(álbum: February - 2021)

Babe?
Huh?
Can you make me some cereal?
Okay. Um, what kind?

Captain Crunch and Fruit Loops told Frosty Flakes
Tony The Tiger took Cheerios out on a date
Had her up in the crib when she wasn't home
Even did her hair in the bathroom, uses Honey Comb
What did you expect? He's a ladies man
Even started his own company, he be Raising Brans
Wheaties made a diss record, what a funny song
Stuck him up at the dice game, they took his lucky charm
Grabbed him by his bookbag, he wore it on his back
Man, they even took his computer, he got his apple jacked
He called Fruity Pebbles to get his money back
Even put hands on his lady, they got his honey smacked
She came through all fly, brand new kicks
Heard she be prostituting, yeah, she be turning tricks
They kept their ear to the streets, the crips heard what happened
If you listen closely, Rice Krispies got it cracking
Mini Wheats got hyped, he said I know his man
And that nigga be selling weight, he got Golden Grams
Oatmeal said, you know I keep the heat around me
Corn flakes responded, ain't nothing sweet about me
Cocoa Puffs gave word that they was on the block
Soon as Crunch Berries pulled up, that nigga corn popped
Cinnamon Toast Crunch snitch, they indited him
The judge wore a robe like he was King Vitamin
He'll never see daylight
They labeled him a serial killer, they gave him life

Babe?
Huh?
Babe? Wake up. I thought you said you wanted some cereal
I musta dozed off. I wanted it so bad, I had a dream about the cereal
What?
Crazy
That's crazy. Go back to sleep. I love you