Olops

(álbum: Jingle Balls, Silent Night, Holy Cow - 1998)

You know there's Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the least famous reindeer of all?

Hey Olops, oohh Olops

I have a little story about a not so famous reindeer
He is Rudolph's younger cousin
And they were born on that same year
His name is little Olops, and he was jealous of his peer
It was always Rudolph red-nosed, and Olops the other deer

Now Olops hated Rudolph, cause he hated Rudolph's fame
And he started treating Rudolph like a low-down dirty shame
Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
And he never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games

And so Rudolph said to Olops
"Why you treating me this way?"
Olops smiled and answered Rudolph
"Cause I think you're freaking gay, and I hate your shiny nose."
"And come the eve of Christmas day,"
"I'll make sure that you won't be there to pull out Santa's sleigh"

But Olops did not know that Santa heard all that he said
And this made Santa angry and he bonked on Olops head
Then Santa pulled on Olops neck which filled Olops with dread
Rudolph waved goodbye
Then gave a smile
And then he said
"You're Dead! Hehe"

No one's ever heard of, or has seen Olops again
But they say Olops head hangs in a wall in Santa's den
The moral of the story is "always be a friend"
You would not want to end up like Olops did...

Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
He never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games