I'mma Korean

(álbum: I'm Black, You're White & These Are Clearly Parodies - 2010)

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone
I'm a Korean

Oh, Herro! Remember me?
My name is DJ Not Nice (I'm A Korean)
You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong (I'm a Korean)
You made me very rich (I'm a Korean)
and now I roll in American money
I'm a Korean

And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right
'Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food,
looks like a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food, I
Got the rice chicken beef tofu
Now I poop while I'm peeing
Yeehee

And you might not believe I could fight
I'm a white belt,
but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans

I would like to just drink my Bud Light
Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
'Cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow it up

I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo?
That movie is good

I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Why do you drop on me so much napalm
I been trained to kill,
with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent
is a dry-cleaning store
Bonzai!

I like to play
Magic cards
You heard of China?
I was in charge,
of China Town

In Vietnam,
I'm still around
You can come through to play

When I play poker,
I just throw all my chips in
Herro, I'm yerro, just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke its fun
You think I'm joking, mon?
I made alot of money from pokemon

I'm a Korean
Yeehee
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
'Cause in my country,
we can touch young guys on their penis

And my wife is thirteen,
and cooks my, macaroni and cheese so good I,
Got her out on the street for a good good price
Ten years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (Huh huh)
Hilary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (Huh uh)
It's very small (So small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (Awww)
I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck (next time)
You heard of London? (Uh huh)
Not anymore (Awww)
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
Oops, that's Japan (Not again)
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard
I bomb Pearl Harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful
*in Korean* "I am small penis!"

Everyone to the floor
We all gonna die, die, die, die
Put your head between your legs and say Koni Chi Wa wa wa wa
Death to all
Fuck the world
'Cause I like Tupac pac pac pac
No the world must stop stop stop stop
'Cause of my small cock cock cock cock

One day, you'll say
"Why is everyone dead?"
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jung Il said?
Now we are all slaves
Monkeys run this place
It's Planet of the Apes
Oh, okay

I'm a Korean
Yeehee
And I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight
Because I think that if he heard my,
My Tupac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing
Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling this baby over the balcony
And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die cuz I'm a Korean
Yeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....