Hitler Is Pewdiepie

Felix claims to be an average Swedish bro
His motives seem known, he lives in the basement, and plays video games
And has no relation we can see to Nazis or the fuhrer
But what we don't see
Is late at night he puts on his Nazi tights and leads the 3rd reich
And he marches hundreds of his men
To Poland from Berlin cuz millions have to die
To serve the chosen race

But there's a wall street journal article that's out
Written by the daily stormer's favourite group of guys
Exposing plans to take over the world and make it white
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie
And he won't have a chance to kill the Jews, his secrets out
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie

Hitler seems to be dead since the 40s
Or so we thought cuz he was in Felix's basement
Putting his messages in the image of just a little nice white boy
With the blue eyes to die for, he may be gay
We don't see, the purges or the pewdie camp
Where he puts his friends like Ethan and Andy Serkis
So to all the Jews he's burning, I'm here to help ya
Save you from literally Hitler
These guys are the same thing

There's a holocaust led by Pewdiepie
You should know that Pewdie's just a furry shitty fuck
If I see him I'll rape him in his cutey Asian butt
Cuz I love Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie
And he won't have a chance to take over the world this time
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie

Nobody knows the real Pewdiepie (Nobody brofist like Pewdiepie)
Nobody knows that he's out there killin (Nobody knows that he mass kills millions)
No one could ever deny all his crimes (Nobody else should die)
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie

There's a butt hole that I wanna bang tonight
It belongs to Hitler also known as Pewdiepie
And he won't have a chance to say "no thank you sir I'm fine"
Cuz I'm like super strong, and I fuck super hard
And he won't have a chance to kill the Jews not anymore
Cuz I'll fuck Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie