Asian's Paradise

Oh hello
As I walk to the dragon with the fiery breath
I do not lok for a fight but I will die for respect
'Cause I been dry cleaning laundry so wrong that
Even when I was a young soldier in Viet Cong
But I ain't never pressed a shit that didn't deserve it
You have creases in your clothes, I'll dry clean your shirt bruh
You best come by here often and clean something
It's 2 for the price of 1 till 9 o'clock
I need to take a trip to the Poconos
There a Asian older man, will teach me the Judo
I'm the kinda ninja Japanese all wanna be like
A Chinese with a wok, a Korean in nuclear fight

I been frying all my rice, living in a Asian paradise
I put pee in Coke with ice, living in a Asian paradise
I been slanting both my eyes, living in a Asian's paradise
They call me DJ Not Nice, living in a Asian paradise

Look at the graduation, everybody Asian
I will live a long good life, I was raised very strict
So I gotta go to bed at 8:30
"You get less than A on test then you are dead to me"
I'm a educated gook with a good paying job
Jackie Chan's biggest fat praying to a fat guy
I'm a lo mein cooking sweet and sour chicken baker
And I through Pokémon and I am a Power Ranger, fool
They bombed by country, took my chopstick away
Now they all drive in a Honda so I get paid
I 103 now, will I live to see 104?
Asian life expectancy says yes

Tell me why can't we
Pronounce celery
Is it 'cause your Ls
Not in kanji?

I been selling coke and fries, living in a Asian's paradise
Americans have dumb round eyes, living in a Asian's paradise
I get scared of young black guys, living in a Asian paradise
I tell them hurry up and buy, living in a Asian's paradise

Sweet and sour chicken I he who has the power
Year of cock approaching, we'll celebrate it cooking up sweet and sour fucking chicken
The fuck else was you thinking?
The dragon's 'bout to burn the whole city and I'm reaching
For extra sharp chopstick out from the kimchi
I take a stand, protect my home and I transform
Into the dragon from Game of Thrones dude

I breathe fire up in skies, living in a Asian's paradise
I believe all Kim Jong's lies, living in a Asian's paradise
My kids work to make good Nikes, living in a Asian's paradise
We kick butt in ninja fights, living in a Asian's paradise

Would you like curry? You try and see
That the food we burn is still not free
Tell me why are we so blind? 'Cause we
Have closed eyes, on more time, here we go

Why you no get steak and rice? Living in a Asian's paradise
You no try to change the price, living in a Asian's paradise
I stomp building and man dies, living in a Asian's paradise
I Godzilla, I big size, living in a Asian's paradise