Pygmies

"Good evening, mate!
I am Steven Irwinton
Welcoming you to the Natural Bush Report yeah
Here on the Kangaroo channel, mate
Let's get started
Deep in nature, hidden behind a bush in Africa
There's a civilization of NBA players from another dimension"

Pygmies...
Are getting by on barley
5 beans
They're always eating grass
Gangrene
They're all skinny fat
Send them a
Portion of pork on the rack

Some split peas
They need some eggos or Rice Krispies
Some macaroons with clothes
Give some hope and aid
Write off a charitable small donation
On your tax form
Give something...
To pygmies

"As you can see, yeah
The Pygmies still use sticks and bows and other Native American tools
Let's take another look, in it"

Pygmies...
Live in a broken
Tree house
And, drink pee
They have meringue and Lyme
Disease
Wearing shitty hats
They call for help but
You don't, call them back
(Oh!)

Bitch, please
They need some mail-in skyline
Wendy's
All that you do, is
Dumb
Give some fucking help
Sign up to send
A case of Popeye's
Still water, or sparkling...
To pygmies

I'm pygmy
You went to build up some nice
Cities
My people stayed here to fight
Big bees
Swinging shitty bats
We beat Cromagnons
Don't mess with the blacks
(Oh!)

Pygmies...
Still playing an old
Lil' small white
Kid's Wii
(Oh!)
Pygmies...
When they play b-ball
They're like, "Pick me...!"
Howl at the moon, let's go!
Write that fucking check
Fly out to Ghana with a checkbook
There's food and free parking...
With pygmies

Pygmies...
They pray to ancient Shaddai
Big cheese...
Slant rhyming songs
They need jeans...
Pygmies...
They first invented jihad
In '90s
Send couple bucks
To pygmies...

Pygmies...
Albinos smoking green house
Pixies...
They've seen some stuff
Believe me
Pygmies

"Are most naturally, evolutionarily adapted to living close by to KFC"

Pygmies...