Yeti

You ate my plants
You ate my plants
While I'd juggle you'd dance
And I'd braid clowns all day
I got wool slacks and a gerbil with lice
A crazy Asian chicken, a few hogs
And I watched lost all day

Yeti
I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti
I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti
I'd go but you're wet and you're furry
And funky

Oh oh oh...

Thought we could change and make you tame
Exotic covered-in-poo man
Put on a wig and forget
I'll give you a loan
I'll give you coke
Whatever you wanted to do
Let's hide away in the forest dew
Just me and you

Yeti
I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti
I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti
I love you but you're wet and furry
And funky

You're a pig, you pig
Stop eating, yeah
Your body's getting too big, you pig
You're a bigfoot, yeah
No more chicken and cow and cow and cow
No more chicken and cow
You're too big, you're too big
You're a bad disease

Yeti
I called but you ran to the forest
Yeti
I love you but you're bad and you're foreign
Yeti
Yeti
Yeti
Yeti
I pushed you away
Yeti
But you begged for it
Yeti
I wish we could stay, yeti
Yeti
Here in our love forest
Yeti
Yeti
Yeti

I love my champagne, I'm floating