War On Drugs: Suck My Cock

We were on up stage, I heard a classic drum fill
Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill
It was getting pretty vile, I asked who it was
A guy in a raincoat shouted back, "They're called 'War On Drugs'!"
It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock
I said this next song's called "The War On Drugs Can Suck My Cock"

Suck my cock, War On Drugs [x7]
Suck my cock

We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill
To a bunch of drunk hillbillies and it swelled like swill
The microphones didn't work, the staff couldn't give a fuck
The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the fuck up

All you rednecks, shut the fuck up [x8]

Someone got offended and wrote a piece of crap
Some spoiled bitch, rich kid, blogger brat
And posted some graffiti done by some half-wit
Who thought my actual name was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb shit

Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself [x8]

I met War On Drugs tonight and they're pretty nice
But their hair's long and greasy, hope they don't have lice
I heard them do their soundcheck; next to The Byrds
They're definitely the whitest band I've ever fucking heard

The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs [x8]

"Then there's more!" [laughs]

[Guitar solo]

Playing the Fillmore tonight and it's sold out
Bridge and tunnel people are people, too, this is their big night out
Smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars
They're going to rock out to some beer commercial guitar

Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs [x8]

War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock

War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac
War On Drugs loves Mellencamp
War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer
War On Drugs made three albums, took 'em nine fucking years! (Applause)

War On Drugs, suck my cock [x11]
"Guess it's gonna just fade out..."